You are ALL Best Presidents Forever! BPFs! Now show us!

Dear Presidents Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Biden,

Please read the following message. You are still our Presidents though you are not serving in the Oval Office currently. Once elected, ALWAYS ELECTED! We chose you and we can’t take it back. President George Washington is still President though he is not with us anymore physically. But his Presidency STILL WORKS. Without it, we can’t continue. Think of it this way, if your father was aborted as a baby, you could not come into existence. Likewise, if we forget about you Fathers as our Presidents, Trump ceases to exist! Please exert your power and authority as FOREVER PRESIDENTS. Just like BFF means Best Friends Forever. You Exemplary Men are our BPFs: Best Presidents Forever!

Dear Creflo Dollar (and everyone else),

Here is the issue about identity:

You like to confess, for example, “I am the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus.”

It is easy to make that confession and to believe it (which means accept it like it is a gift), when you are in a church building, talking about churchy things, to churchy people.

But can you retain that identity, in a strip club, grabbing a hot chick’s ass, while remarking to her how hot she is, though you are:

– a married pastor

– who people recognize is a “holier than thou” pastor

– who claims to be able to never sin

– who claims to always follow the Ten Commandments

– who claims to be able to quote a Holy God who sends the unrighteous to hell

…

Can you?

Ironically, if you want to understand identity, look at the objects around you.

For example, look at your cell phone.

Take your cell phone and place it in the refrigerator for a moment.

Does your cell phone all of a sudden become a food item upon your return to retrieve your cell phone from the refrigerator?

Does your cell phone lose its identity that it is a cell phone, though it is being stored in a refrigerator filled with food?

Next, place your cell phone in a McDonald’s takeout bag.

Does your cell phone lose its identity, that it is a cell phone, upon its retrieval from that McDonald’s bag?

Are you starting to understand how this identity thing works?

If you are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus,

you are STILL the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus, though you were caught up in a strip club.

you are STILL the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus, though you were caught up in a prison cell.

you are STILL the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus, though you were caught up in a mafia family.

you are STILL the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus, though you were caught stealing.

…

OK?

Your identity doesn’t change, no matter where you are found.

When I look at you, I can tell, that you’re still trying to convince yourself that you are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus.

How can I tell?

Because you stay holed up in the church building, discussing churchy things, to churchy people, in a total reliance on your self-efforts, so that you can eventually convince yourself, that you are (in deeds) the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus (in title).

Take a look at your deeds.

Take a look at your environment.

Take a look at the people around you.

Take a look at the clothes you wear.

Listen to the things you’re saying.

You are completely immersed in your own self-righteous efforts.

It takes zero faith to believe that you are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus, given your righteous surroundings.

But if people look at you and you hold up a mirror, and everyone, including you, sees and hears that you’re cursing, and you’re drinking liquor, and you’re smoking weed, and you’re flaunting a knife, you’re wearing a heavy gold chain, you’re flaunting stacks of $100 bills, you’re surrounded by many whores, and if you live in a pigsty, and you’re wearing a female thong though you are a man, and you’re cursing God,…

…only then will it take a whole lot more faith for you to believe that you are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus.

Does that finally make sense to you?

Essentially, when you are the righteousness of God through Christ Jesus, that never changes, (no matter what you do, where you are, who you are with, what you say) so you are free to act a goddamn fool in Jesus Christ.

Stop worrying about sins.

That’s Jesus Christ’s job.

You just keep focusing on Jesus Christ and keep enjoying your life!

Hebrews 12:2 (Berean Standard Bible) states:

“Let us fix our eyes on Jesus [NOT our SINS, NOT our WRONGDOINGS, NOT our EVIL SURROUNDINGS, NOT our EVIL CIRCUMSTANCES, NOT the EVIL PEOPLE who are around us, NOT our EVIL SELVES], the author and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.”

Is this starting to make some goddamned sense?

(An FBI DIRECTOR is that 24/7. He doesn’t stop being an FBI DIRECTOR just because he is dressed in a tuxedo, in a ballroom, while listening to music and sitting next to his girlfriend who is a world-renowned slut. And he certainly doesn’t stop being an FBI DIRECTOR though in the middle of a real life active shooter situation! If I can’t see FBI DIRECTOR on you during an active shooter situation, you need to STEP DOWN. You are a disgrace PATEL! You are a wicked unbeliever who needs to believe in Jesus Christ as your SAVIOR or else you will die in your sins and burn in hell. Sucking Trump’s cock ain’t getting you into heaven. When Trump goes up, though your mouth be on his cock, if you STILL haven’t received Jesus Christ as your Savior for yourself, you will be LEFT BEHIND!)

Creflo, take a trip to a bar today!

THEN, turn on social media and go live and “Make your confessions!”

TEACH US HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS! Tell us about all of the wrong thoughts cropping up in your mind that are telling you that you are sinning AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELL. How are you coping?

And take baby steps if you need to.

Just enter the bar, grab a barstool and take a seat.

Absorb how difficult it is to do those activities.

Eventually what we want to get you to accomplish is to enter the bar with a clerical and reversed turn back collar on while donning a whole priest outfit and carrying your Bible. We want to get you to sit down and enjoy yourself while drinking a beer. That’s where we want to get you. We wanna get you to the point where you can wear a whole priestly outfit, and walk into a bar and take a seat and order a beer and take a swig (WITHOUT THE FEELING OF CONDEMNATION STAYING PRESENT WITH YOU AS WELL, Romans 8:1)!

KAL